FFDET would like to suggest a new use for the extremely over-popular Altezza tail lights. Follow along with us!
#1 - Get your altezzas and find something to help start the flames.

#2 - Take your Altezzas to a remote area and douse them with the flammable substance.

#3 - Carefully light the flammable substance and watch the ugliness burn.

#4 - Enjoy the show!

No altezzas were harmed in the making of this pictoral feature. In fact, once we put the fire out, they still looked fine! REJOICE!!
Disclaimer: Please don't purchase altezzas, don't put them on your car, and never point at them and yell "hey those lights are cool". Never light things on fire, you aren't old enough to handle the responsibility. The guy in the picture pouring flammable liquid on the altezzas isn't real, he is a figment of your imagination. This was simply a demonstration to prove how we hate these lights. You should never repeat these steps yourself and if you do, we are not responsible for your personal well being. Thank you.
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